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Shaken Not Staked | Vampire Bartender Print | Art Deco Cocktail Bar | Campy Halloween Canvas | Blood Moon Lounge Decor
Shaken Not Staked | Vampire Bartender Print | Art Deco Cocktail Bar | Campy Halloween Canvas | Blood Moon Lounge Decor
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Every good vampire needs a night job. Turns out this one tends bar.
Dressed sharp in a black tuxedo with a scarlet-lined cape, our host holds a martini glass of something red up to the light like he's checking the vintage. Behind him, a coffin stands on end and doubles as the good liquor shelf, bottles lined up floor to lid, a carved bat inlaid on the front panel below the counter. Four more glasses wait full on the bar top, poured before anyone even asked. Two guests already have theirs — a woman in a black gown sips from hers while the man beside her lights up, unbothered, like this is just Tuesday. Outside the curtained window, a bloated orange moon rises over the trees and three bats cut across it.
The whole scene is printed in warm halftone orange and black, aged at the edges like a pulp paperback that's been passed around one too many Halloween parties — because that's exactly the mood we were going for.
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PRINT OPTIONS
You can bring this piece home in the format that suits your space:
• POSTER PRINT — professional-grade 200 GSM matte photo paper, UV-resistant archival inks, shipped rolled in a protective tube and ready to frame your way.
• STRETCHED CANVAS — gallery-wrapped over a sturdy 1.25" frame with a black border for extra depth and contrast, hanging hardware pre-installed.
• FRAMED CANVAS — your stretched canvas finished in a solid wood frame in your choice of colour, with hardware already fitted. The frame adds roughly 1/2" on each side.
Every format uses fade- and UV-resistant archival inks on sustainably sourced materials, so the blood-orange moon stays bold and the martini reds stay rich.
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SIZES AVAILABLE
*(Vertical / portrait orientation — width × height)*
• XS — 8 × 12 in | 20.3 × 30.5 cm
• Small — 12 × 18 in | 30.5 × 45.7 cm
• Medium — 16 × 24 in | 40.6 × 61.0 cm
• Large — 20 × 30 in | 50.8 × 76.2 cm
• XL — 24 × 36 in | 61.0 × 91.4 cm
Not sure which size suits your wall? Use the size guide image for a visual reference.
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WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
• The host does the selling: a sharp tuxedo, a raised glass, and a look that says he's done this a thousand times.
• The bar itself is the punchline — a coffin turned liquor cabinet, carved bat inlay and all.
• Four drinks poured before you even sat down: the composition rewards a slow, close look.
• A blood-orange moon with three bats crossing it overhead, without a single drop of literal gore anywhere in the piece.
• A warm halftone orange-and-black palette with genuine aged-paper wear, built to read like a found piece of pulp ephemera.
• At home in a bar cart corner, home theater, game room, or anywhere that could use a wink of camp horror glamour.
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PRINT QUALITY
Every print is made with fade-resistant, UV-resistant archival inks on premium, sustainably sourced paper or canvas. Stretched and framed canvases are gallery-wrapped over sturdy stretcher bars with pre-installed hanging hardware, so your art arrives ready for the wall — no trip to the frame shop required.
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A WORD FROM US
Every decade gets the vampire it deserves, and this one tends bar at a lounge that never closes. We liked the idea of a host who's charming precisely because he never seems to blink — pour, smile, repeat, for about a hundred years running. Explore the rest of our collection for more, and reach out any time.
Please note: due to differences in monitor settings and display calibration, actual print colors may vary slightly from what you see on screen.
Some product images in this listing — including lifestyle mockups and styled scene photographs — were generated with the assistance of artificial intelligence. Any people appearing in these images are AI-generated renderings and are not real individuals.
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